Night Terrors of 1927

dust and bones

Let’s Rejoice Because Hannibal Buress Is Getting His Own Comedy Central Show (UPDATE)

FUCK YEAH. why still evaluating comedy central?

Man Walks Nearly 3000 Miles Through China. His Before & After Photos Will Shock You.

GET UP LAZY MOTHERFUCKERS!

unless you’re handicapped and lacking a current, valid passport - like me.
i also want to mention, i am STILL ACCEPTING a BIONIC SPINE DONATION.
for a bionic spine i will give you:
-$86 cash ($16 in rolled coins)
-all my colored punk rock vinyl (minus Hot Water Music)
-all my son’s hipster clothes & DC shoes he can’t fit in & your choice of his mohawk maintenance hair products
-an awesome mani/pedi with high quality polish choices
-an Uncle Milton Moon in My Room (new in the box)
-a picture i drew of an ostrich in 10th grade
-Filipino money (around $200 if u live there)
-a collage i made of foxes with various faces of Ron Swanson on the fox heads
-St. Jude prayer candle (patron saint of lost causes, i have a lot of these)
-a shit ton of painkillers, muscle relaxers, sleeping pills, etc…

*****THIS IS AN OFFER NO ONE CAN REFUSE!*********

LEAVE ME A MESSAGE IF YOU CAN SAVE ME

laura’s health and behavior modification #1

oh shit. i quit smoking cigarettes.

this is what i look like now…

wtf

i haven’t posted anything original up here in ages.
i had a shitty 2013.
i’m still seeking out laughter and new music, daily. i don’t write comedy or music reviews anymore. i have some but i haven’t published them to any sites and probably won’t. might keep up with that shit here if the urge to continue comes back.
here is a silly meme i hastily made for the “Rafi Bro Lo El Cunado” page on facebook. i am admin there, with 2 other people that are too busy to keep up with it.
come hang out with me. i haven’t had much to share since The League isn’t on but I’m keeping it all Zoukas related. look for him on the awesome Andy Daly show ‘Review” in a fit of road rage soon.
XO
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rafibomb:

Jason Mantzoukas and Rob Huebel’s Wet T-Shirt Contest Water Fight

Happy Friday, everyone!

(via rafibomb)

tessarion:

Jason Mantzoukas and Matt Jones naked on Broad City

(Source: ilanawexler, via rafibomb)

BEACH HOUSE “WISHES”
this video is directed by Eric Wareheim…. so you know it might be a little weird or quirky. but RAY WISE! oh my!
this is a great song and video. follow Eric Wareheim on YouTube and get more behind the scenes stuff for this and other videos he has made. don’t forget JASH - the channel he and Tim Hiedecker, Sarah SIlverman, and Michale Cera created!

thefader.com

despite the FIRST WORD OF THE ARTICLE being misspelled, not so bad.

Beach House - Forever Still (by pitchforktv)

Philippines becomes the first country to destroy its elephant ivory (by ckoenen) GET THE HINT CHINA!