i made a blunder here on tumblr, and on the Rafi fb page, saying when the ‘Review’ episode with the road rage review w/ Jason Mantzoukas would air…. being last week. it did not broadcast then. i am sorry. i really am. i want to see Jason kill Andy with his dick. i don’t know when it will air and i won’t speculate when it will come on. REGARDLESS of getting any panties wet and not delivering - how fucking awesome is Review? it’s easily the best new comedy (tied with Broad City, of course) on television.
unless you’re handicapped and lacking a current, valid passport - like me. i also want to mention, i am STILL ACCEPTING a BIONIC SPINE DONATION. for a bionic spine i will give you: -$86 cash ($16 in rolled coins) -all my colored punk rock vinyl (minus Hot Water Music) -all my son’s hipster clothes & DC shoes he can’t fit in & your choice of his mohawk maintenance hair products -an awesome mani/pedi with high quality polish choices -an Uncle Milton Moon in My Room (new in the box) -a picture i drew of an ostrich in 10th grade -Filipino money (around $200 if u live there) -a collage i made of foxes with various faces of Ron Swanson on the fox heads -St. Jude prayer candle (patron saint of lost causes, i have a lot of these) -a shit ton of painkillers, muscle relaxers, sleeping pills, etc…
i haven’t posted anything original up here in ages. i had a shitty 2013. i’m still seeking out laughter and new music, daily. i don’t write comedy or music reviews anymore. i have some but i haven’t published them to any sites and probably won’t. might keep up with that shit here if the urge to continue comes back. here is a silly meme i hastily made for the “Rafi Bro Lo El Cunado” page on facebook. i am admin there, with 2 other people that are too busy to keep up with it. come hang out with me. i haven’t had much to share since The League isn’t on but I’m keeping it all Zoukas related. look for him on the awesome Andy Daly show ‘Review” in a fit of road rage soon. XO
“I’m sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy”—Every few weeks I’ll keep posting Josh Nalven’s tweet. Memorize it. It’s an instant-action happy pill. (via slacktory)
“Almost everything you post on this blog is so terrible and depressing!”
Yes, I know. It’s a message I often receive on here. So, in order to combat the overwhelming sadness you all feel today from not winning the lottery or the news that Yahoo is probably buying Tumblr for $1.1 Billion (around…
sweet jeebus. it’s like the teenagers getting pissed off when people tell them the sun is a star. idjits. i SUCK at math but even *I* and i mean ME, MYSELF… just. ugh.