“I’m sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy”—Every few weeks I’ll keep posting Josh Nalven’s tweet. Memorize it. It’s an instant-action happy pill. (via slacktory)
“Almost everything you post on this blog is so terrible and depressing!”
Yes, I know. It’s a message I often receive on here. So, in order to combat the overwhelming sadness you all feel today from not winning the lottery or the news that Yahoo is probably buying Tumblr for $1.1 Billion (around…
sweet jeebus. it’s like the teenagers getting pissed off when people tell them the sun is a star. idjits. i SUCK at math but even *I* and i mean ME, MYSELF… just. ugh.