In hindsight, perhaps calling a travel show ‘Going Nowhere’ isn’t the best idea when it has to screened by a focus group comprised of drunk ‘ding dongs’ in a LA.
dammit comedy central! Kyle is your VOICE but no show? why? it’s entertaining and i am sure it would grow well, as Kyle is one of the most likable comics about. BOO
“Almost everything you post on this blog is so terrible and depressing!”
Yes, I know. It’s a message I often receive on here. So, in order to combat the overwhelming sadness you all feel today from not winning the lottery or the news that Yahoo is probably buying Tumblr for $1.1 Billion (around…
sweet jeebus.
it’s like the teenagers getting pissed off when people tell them the sun is a star. idjits. i SUCK at math but even *I* and i mean ME, MYSELF… just. ugh.
Bobby Bottleservice is really expanding his musical horizons w Farley (@chelsanity) & @MrCraigRobinson #krollshowS2
TUMBLAH YA BIG SELL OUT!
CREED!
nearly every time I go to Walmart I see this woman. always a bit overdressed, always in heels, always has her hair jet black in some 80’s style. I see her @ other stores too. she always dresses like this. and around here, that makes ya stand out.
so
I
wonder
WHY?
Yes he’s the most famous cat on the internet, but i honestly think Tard’s brother, whose name i don’t know, is cute as hell. cats. just! cats! faces!
Happy Birthday to the amazingly talented and fabulous Gabriel Mann.
secksay birthday boy!
Despicable Me “Minion” blimp.
a lot of people don’t know that the shithole town I live in is also home to one of the largest blimp hangars on the east coast, if not the country. I was in there once and the hangar doors were open and it began to rain INSIDE the hangar. I have lots of blimp shit. even a toy blowup Tommy Hilfiger blimp among other shit. what a waste of $ that was.
college era: mother. mom. mommy. mama. her name is Nelia and i don’t know anyone who calls her that. she’s always been Teeny, as she is so small. i love my mom. i was a total asshole to my mom for a good 15 years.
i regret that. i regret so many things i said and did to my parents. especially right now…. when i just tried to call my dad and tell him a joke. and then i wanted to call my mother to tell her i called dad to tell him a joke.
i cannot speak to either of them.
heart is heavy tonight with the reality check i guess i’ve been needing.
